Sports-loving Nuns Gifts

Second to Nun

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Nun Binning the Devil

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

R.C.I.A.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Gates of heaven

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Airports.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Honk if you're holy.

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Attila the Nun.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

St Peter at the Pearly Gates to the Pope: No, no, your holiness. It's an honor to meet you.

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"T.G.I.F."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'