Nun Humor Appreciator Gifts

Nun shakes out the farts from under her habit.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Night-time halo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"That's our new church mascot."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Nun Binning the Devil

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

R.C.I.A.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Finger puppets in church.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Gates of heaven

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Airports.

Honk if you're holy.

Jesus and the Peeps

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Nun confronts mugger.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Attila the Nun.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'Peter, this is Holy Cross School, not Holy Gross!'