Feminist Humor Appreciator Gifts

'for all the time men spend looking at women's bodies, they know absolutely nothing about them.'

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman carries the world.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."