Feminist Humor Fan Gifts

'Unlike men, women can multi-task!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Woman carries the world.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Trump Poutine

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'More government surveillance!'

Maternity Ward

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

The Thinker?

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!