Feminist Humor Fan Gifts

'Unlike men, women can multi-task!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Woman carries the world.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Trump Poutine

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'More government surveillance!'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Maternity Ward

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

The Thinker?

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."