Nursing Humor Appreciator Gifts

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"I stand corrected."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'Snap out of it.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"When they develop their own gravitational field it's a clear warning sign of getting type 2 diabetes."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Flu Drugs.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Healthy Eating Casualties

Doctor's poker.

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

Hospital gown pageant.

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'