Nursing Humor Appreciator Gifts

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"I stand corrected."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Time for your pills.'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'Snap out of it.'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'You need some stress.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

"When they develop their own gravitational field it's a clear warning sign of getting type 2 diabetes."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Flu Drugs.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Healthy Eating Casualties

Doctor's poker.

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.