Nun Mugs

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

R.C.I.A.

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

Nun reading book entitled: 'How to be good in bed.'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"I hate to complain, but these are the ugliest bridesmaid gowns I've ever seen."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"...and this is Sister Tia Maria"

Nuns - "I hit the stained glass ceiling."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

'That's not what I meant when I said you should change your habits!'

Celestial reading lamp.

"Climb every mountain? Are you sure?"

"We're a pecking order."

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Nun reads book entitled The Seven Habits of Highly Successful People.

'Well you asked if she had a sister...!'

Nun reading book titled 'How to be good in bed.'

"I don't think this is my order...or even my species."

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"Great, just my luck."

Mother Teresa

'We'll overlook your trip this time, just don't make a habit of it.'

Visual Gag Fiction Nun-fiction nuns in a nunnery library choosing and reading books for nuns

"Tell Sister Imelda she's taken a vow of celibacy not Shirley Bassey"

'That's what happens if you don't do your homework!'

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

"Saturday night, Your Eminence. The nuns are ready for their bath."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

'I keep telling you my child, we don't need PVC windows, so get your fat ugly face out of here.'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'