Nun's Day Out Pillows

Airports.

I could have danced all night!

Night-time halo

Superheroes Having a Drink

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Bingo night.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Nun Binning the Devil

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

R.C.I.A.

"Botox."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

The Stages of Wine

'Botox...'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Down on Bourbon Street...

Gates of heaven

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

Attila the Nun.

Honk if you're holy.

Nun confronts mugger.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin