Nun's Day Out Pillows

Airports.

I could have danced all night!

Night-time halo

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Bingo night.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Nun Binning the Devil

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Botox."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Botox...'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Stages of Wine

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Gates of heaven

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Attila the Nun.

Nun confronts mugger.

Gorgeous Groovers.

Honk if you're holy.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."