Girls' Day Out Pillows

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

I could have danced all night!

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

At the market

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I told him we needed more string."

Bingo night.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

School trip little porters.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Circus Act

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'