Girl's Night Out Pillows

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

The Streets - Night

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Clubbing

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Professional woman in pub

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Clown Happy Hour

Next Round Indicator

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Botox."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

City centre pub.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"