Friend's Night Out Pillows

Losers Lounge, Less Unhappy Hour 4:30-5:30

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Pub Tourettes

Noises from armpits.

Leave the bottle

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

Sports Bar ???

"What did you think I meant by 'topless bar'?"

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Shaken not stirred

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'