Girl's Night Out Mugs

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

The Streets - Night

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Bingo night.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Clubbing

Professional woman in pub

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

Next Round Indicator

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Clown Happy Hour

"Botox."

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

City centre pub.