Number One Dad Pillows

Dads.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

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"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Daddy's Hook

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'My sales training was right. The person in the highest chair is dominant.'