Number Newbie Gifts

Searching for a creative gift for someone just starting their journey with numbers? Our collection offers clever and amusing items that celebrate the fun of math, puzzles, and numeric curiosity. Whether they're into solving riddles, exploring numerical patterns, or simply love the charm of numbers, you'll find unique gifts that inspire and entertain. These products make learning and discovery a delightful experience, bringing a smile to any number newbie’s face and encouraging their passion for all things numeric.

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'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.' mockup

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

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'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!' mockup

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.' mockup

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

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"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?" mockup

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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Today we learned to count to one. mockup

Today we learned to count to one.

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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting). mockup

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town." mockup

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

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BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.' mockup

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

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"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes." mockup

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.' mockup

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

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"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!" mockup

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

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Gloat

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.' mockup

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.' mockup

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

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Staff Yearbook

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'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.' mockup

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

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"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night." mockup

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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But under a different accounting convention ...

But under a different accounting convention ... mockup

But under a different accounting convention ...

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$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'$

$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.' mockup$

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget. mockup

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

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"Yo, this should be a two."

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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters." mockup

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

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Warning: Math Ahead!

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Number Newbie Gifts Collection

Number Newbie Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for number newbies — perfect for adding a touch of math-inspired humor to their mornings.

Number Newbie Pillows

Find charming pillows that celebrate the joy of learning numbers and make their space uniquely inspiring.

Number Newbie Prints

Browse our beautiful prints that capture the magic of numbers — ideal for any aspiring mathematician or puzzle enthusiast.

Number Newbie T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty t-shirts designed for those just starting their exploration of numbers and puzzles.