Nuisance Call Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift for your nuisance call survivor? Find humorous and heartfelt products that honor their patience and resilience. Our creative range includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, all designed to make light of those relentless calls. Perfect for anyone who’s laughed in the face of persistent phone pings and hung up with humor. Show appreciation for their quiet strength with a thoughtful keepsake that’s sure to brighten their day, whether it’s a funny mug or a cozy pillow. Explore gifts that celebrate overcoming daily annoyances with wit and style.

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"Do our ducts need cleaning?"

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"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam." mockup

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?" mockup

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

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'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.' mockup

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

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"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..." mockup

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

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'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.' mockup

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

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"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2." mockup

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

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'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!' mockup

'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'

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"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!" mockup

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

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"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."

"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9." mockup

"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."

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"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language." mockup

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

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On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again. mockup

On hold, Rick listens to "As Time Goes By" over and over again.

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'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - '' mockup

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

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"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!" mockup

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

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'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!' mockup

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

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Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c. mockup

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

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"Your car warranty is about to expire..."

"Your car warranty is about to expire..." mockup

"Your car warranty is about to expire..."

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'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

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"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

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'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.' mockup

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

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"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now." mockup

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

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Education Payroll: 'We're trying to resolve your salary problem or, at the very east, put you on hold for th rest of the day.'

Education Payroll: 'We're trying to resolve your salary problem or, at the very east, put you on hold for th rest of the day.' mockup

Education Payroll: 'We're trying to resolve your salary problem or, at the very east, put you on hold for th rest of the day.'

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'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?' mockup

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

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Push button for loud noise...

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'Gesundheit.'

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"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..." mockup

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

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'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.'

'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.' mockup

'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.'

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Reverend Quinby visits the holdy land mockup

Reverend Quinby visits the holdy land

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Ten Months Later

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"Woopsee! Wrong button. And after you got through all those menus, too! Too bad. Good luck next time! hahaha!"

"Woopsee! Wrong button. And after you got through all those menus, too! Too bad. Good luck next time! hahaha!" mockup

"Woopsee! Wrong button. And after you got through all those menus, too! Too bad. Good luck next time! hahaha!"

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'This call may be monitored for training purposes, and you'll understand why when the tech can't answer your questions.'

'This call may be monitored for training purposes, and you'll understand why when the tech can't answer your questions.' mockup

'This call may be monitored for training purposes, and you'll understand why when the tech can't answer your questions.'

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Nuisance Call Survivor Gifts Collection

Nuisance Call Survivor Mugs

Discover more gift ideas for nuisance call survivors with our range of witty and funny mugs, perfect for adding some humor to their day.

Nuisance Call Survivor Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to cheer up a nuisance call survivor. Soft, funny, and relatable—these pillows bring comfort and humor in one package.

Nuisance Call Survivor Prints

Decorate with humor using our prints for nuisance call survivors. Fun and relatable artwork that celebrates overcoming life's annoyances.

Nuisance Call Survivor T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts designed for nuisance call survivors. Make a statement and keep it light with apparel that celebrates resilience.