Nude Calendar Fan Gifts

"We've a very special treat for you all now ladies. It's some W.I. members that haven't made a nude calendar..."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Dog Calenders.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

"I'm in for observation."

Weather forecast.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Drawing.

The longest Tuesday ever...

Death model.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

2012 Doomsday

"You never thought a chap like me would be interested in nude painting, did you madam?"

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'It's a costume play - the men are wearing ties!'

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

"Sorry, my calendar is full."

'The flurries of wind should subside by evening.'

Starkers Nudist Camp.