Nude Calendar Fan Pillows

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

"I'm in for observation."

Weather forecast.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Drawing.

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Death model.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

The longest Tuesday ever...

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

2012 Doomsday

"You never thought a chap like me would be interested in nude painting, did you madam?"

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'The flurries of wind should subside by evening.'

Starkers Nudist Camp.

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'It's a costume play - the men are wearing ties!'

"Sorry, my calendar is full."

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.