Novice Musician Gifts

"No recordering allowed!"

Triangle

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Piano Keyboard

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Viola player coming through!"

Cello Concert

Music Student

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Lute

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Mozart with a violin case.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Musical Pondering.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Flute-a-licious.

Frederic Chopin

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"Ice rink"

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Bad Violinist.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Flautist

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.