Novice Musician Prints

"No recordering allowed!"

Triangle

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Piano Keyboard

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Viola player coming through!"

Cello Concert

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Music Student

Lute

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Mozart with a violin case.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Musical Pondering.

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Flute-a-licious.

Frederic Chopin

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Flautist

Bad Violinist.

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"Ice rink"

"Your air-guitar solos are commendable, Mr Ferguson, but do you have any other examples of how you’ve ‘taken the lead’?"