Music Novice Prints

'Something to go with a new velvet suit.'

Triangle

Today we learned to count to one.

Piano Keyboard

"Viola player coming through!"

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

Cello Concert

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Music Student

Lute

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Mozart with a violin case.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"Triple whammy."

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Musical Pondering.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Flute-a-licious.

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Frederic Chopin

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"What's my collar size?"

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Bad Violinist.

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

Flautist

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'