Music Novice T-Shirts

'Something to go with a new velvet suit.'

Triangle

Today we learned to count to one.

Piano Keyboard

"Viola player coming through!"

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

Cello Concert

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Music Student

Lute

Mozart with a violin case.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Triple whammy."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Musical Pondering.

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Flute-a-licious.

Frederic Chopin

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"What's my collar size?"

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Bad Violinist.

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"