"Not lengthways you idiot!!"
Novice Performer Prints
Decorate their performance space or studio with prints that celebrate the spirit of beginners. Bright, fun, and creatively inspired, these art prints motivate and bring a smile to every performer’s face.
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
Pirate
"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
Mikado
"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."
Karataoke
Freddie Mercury
Drummer
Tina Turner
Jeff Beck.
Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore
Magic Tricks
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
Midsummer Night's Dream
Music Hall Dancers
"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"
'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'
"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."
'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'
"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."
"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."
'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'
Robbie Williams
"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."
'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'
'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'
Time for speeches
Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke
Music
'Verily, we wuz robbed!'
"He's got a great future behind him!"
Novice Performer Prints Collection
Novice Performer Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and motivational mugs tailored for novice performers. Perfect for their tea breaks or daily routines to keep the spirits high.
Novice Performer Pillows
Find cozy pillows with inspiring messages for novice performers. They make wonderful gifts to brighten up their rehearsal space or living area.
Novice Performer T-Shirts
Discover our fun and encouraging t-shirts designed for emerging talents. Great for everyday wear or casual rehearsals, these shirts celebrate every step of their performance journey.