Novelty Rule Collector Pillows

Sign on mensroom door: 'No writing instruments allowed'

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"Roadkill cookies"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Two stressed drinking birds

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Newest items from the cooler image

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."