Collecting Novelties Pillows

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Surprise

'I can let you have that little gem for $9.95!'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'For now on, there will be no more funny business.'

McWit Asphalt found their scratch-&-sniff business cards that smelled like tar did not bring in any jobs.

Square Golfball.

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

Joke Shop and Novelties

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Roadkill cookies"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

A close shave on the Titanic...

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!