Collecting Novelties Gifts

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Sports Novelty Shop. It's a clock. It's a bowling ball. It's perfect for when you want to let the good times roll!

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

Trump Chia Pet

Surprise

'I can let you have that little gem for $9.95!'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'For now on, there will be no more funny business.'

McWit Asphalt found their scratch-&-sniff business cards that smelled like tar did not bring in any jobs.

Square Golfball.

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

Joke Shop and Novelties

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

A close shave on the Titanic...