Novelty Skill Collector Pillows

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Clown on bike.

"Recalculating route..."

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

The Hammer

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Roadkill cookies"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Two stressed drinking birds

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Monkey Business

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Med School Mascots.