Novelty Plate Lover Pillows

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Baloneystini

"Please don't kill me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Casual skydiving.

Drinking Hats

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"I'm open to new things."

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

"They're bobbleheads."

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

'You are here' T-shirt,

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Albert Einstein wears a T-shirt that reads 'I'm with stupid'

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'