Picture-perfect Plate Lover Pillows

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Please don't kill me."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Spinach Dating.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Salvador Deli

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'How is everything at this table?'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

"That's not good enough. I'd like a formal list of reasons."

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

Tapas

Caught their eye.

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|

'Oh Billy, this is so romantic.'