Picture-perfect Plate Lover Pillows

"Please stop asking if everything's okay...you keep ruining the light for our pictures!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Please don't kill me."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Spinach Dating.

Salvador Deli

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'How is everything at this table?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

Tapas

"That's not good enough. I'd like a formal list of reasons."

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

Caught their eye.

Sunny side up eggs

'What do I recommend?.. Now you're talking.|