Picky Plate Lover Pillows

"Please don't kill me."

"He's such a fussy eater."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"If they don't like the food, try to explain to them how hard it is to cook really good food."

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'He's very fussy about his food.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT