Novelty Plate Lover Prints

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Please don't kill me."

Baloneystini

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Call me!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Casual skydiving.

Drinking Hats

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'You are here' T-shirt,

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"They're bobbleheads."

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Football Drinks