Novelty Meal Lover Pillows

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

The Aisle

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid