Novelty Neighbors Gifts

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Dog Walking Services

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Canape?

Hay Rides $10

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Thank you bubbles

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"