Novelty Neighbors Gifts

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Dog Walking Services

"First time pruning?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Canape?

Hay Rides $10

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Thank you bubbles

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'