Novelty Tenant Gifts

Apartment construction.

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Hay Rides $10

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I rented out the basement."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Ball Pool Peril

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Home Sweet Sign

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"We need to be careful."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Martian restaurant and take away

Turtle Eviction

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Freak Accident Specialist

The Great Chemical Novel.

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'