Novelty Tenant T-Shirts

Apartment construction.

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Ball Pool Peril

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

Martian restaurant and take away

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"We need to be careful."

Turtle Eviction

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

The Great Chemical Novel.

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'