Novelty Chef Gifts

'Tv dinner'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

Soup of the month.

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Horn of Leftovers

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Tzatzikicicle

Ball Pool Peril

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Sandwich snob.

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sauted lard, please."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Bumper Limos

Spatula Conductor

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

Artist and chiken

Martian restaurant and take away

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.