Novelty Meals Gifts

Roadkill Restaurant

Soup of the month.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Horn of Leftovers

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."

Martian restaurant and take away

Soup on a stick

How to sell healthy food...

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

"I was going to make a seven course gourmet dinner, but the microwave is broken."

The jungle grill!

Frank & Ernie's St. Patrick's Day Special: Irish Stew with Chili Beans. What's this dish called? "Chili Con Blarney".

"Please listen carefully as the menu has changed."

Swan dish.

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

Jogging incentives.

"We should never have started offering it potato chips!"

'Tv dinner'

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

Jim checks his breadbox inbox.

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

"It says to soak them overnight – or until they stop swimming."