Novelty Diner Gifts

Martian restaurant and take away

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Cannonball!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Roadkill Restaurant

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Traditional Family Meals

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

The wine speaks for itself

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'

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