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Martian restaurant and take away

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Cannonball!'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Traditional Family Meals

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"The flounder's not bad, but it's you I'm nuts about."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

The wine speaks for itself

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

Piano-Tuning Bar

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'