Novelty Family Kit Pillows

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Dog Walking Services

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Hay Rides $10

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Ball Pool Peril

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Bumper Limos

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

"Krazy straw"