Novelization Enthusiast Gifts

"By Tuesday noon we need the abridged tween market adaptation of the novelization of the movie based on the comic book."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

Victor Hugo

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Can our software do that?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Eureka!

Satya Nutella

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Creative department

Early cyborg.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'