Novelty Aficionado Gifts

Bath with stiletto shoed feet.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Meet The Author"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Victor Hugo

Thomas Mann.

Edgar Allen Poe

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

Oligarchy

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Iris Murdoch

Gunter Grass

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Stephen Spender.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Man Reading Laptop.

Günter Grass

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Treasure Island Book.