Novelty Aficionado Pillows

Bath with stiletto shoed feet.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Oligarchy

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Iris Murdoch

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Man Reading Laptop.

Treasure Island Book.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Fear of news.