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"By Tuesday noon we need the abridged tween market adaptation of the novelization of the movie based on the comic book."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

'Can our software do that?'

Silence of the Chickens...

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Creative department

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Early cyborg.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'