Notary Services Gifts

'I'd like you to endorse my lifestyle.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'What'll it be?'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"There's the mailman!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"Waiter, can I we have a doggie bag please?"

Bunny express,

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

Put it in writing!

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Royal Mail Privatisation

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Robert Macaire as a Notary Public

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'