Janitorial Services Gifts

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I had to skip my workout."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Bathroom Fairy

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Caution signs.

Whittler's Mother.

The household cavalry

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

TV and cleaner

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Night-shift entrance

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'