Janitorial Joyseeker Gifts

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I didn't spark joy."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Happy Days Are Here Again

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Thank you bubbles

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

Caution signs.

Whittler's Mother.

Night-shift entrance

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

TV and cleaner

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Bouncing baby

Clearing the castle's moat.