Janitorial Staff Gifts

"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Caution: Wet Floor

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

Caution signs.

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Whittler's Mother.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Night-shift entrance

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clearing the castle's moat.

Dust Bunny

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.