Janitorial Staff Pillows

"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Caution: Wet Floor

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

Caution signs.

Whittler's Mother.

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

Night-shift entrance

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clearing the castle's moat.

Dust Bunny

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Daisy Diaper Service

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.