Janitors Gifts

'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'

Night-shift entrance

'The trend toward less alcohol consumption at office parties is having a bad effect on my health. Wine cooler bottles are heavier than beer cans.'

'I'm saving my MBA for a better job.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

The Grime Reaper.

"I'll be right there, nurse...just as soon as I pull the plug."

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Hygiene in public toilets

Hippopotamus Bathroom

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Bathroom Fairy

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

Caution signs.

Whittler's Mother.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

TV and cleaner

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.