Janitor Gifts

'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Lazy plumber.

Caution Wet Floor

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'I'm the only one left..'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"Not guilty?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

The ice caps were melting and no one seemed to care. Except the guy who had to clean it up.

Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

'The door to my office is always open so please have it fixed.'

Cleaner dusts the letters of a book.

Working at a hospital

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Trust me. He's far more effective than any drain cleaner and he doesn't contain any environmentally dangerous toxins.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

Caution: Wet Floor

Kev's initial excitement as the club's new Sweeper suddenly dwindled.

'Take care'.

Accounting department cleaner sweeping up numbers.

'It's time you had a key to the executive washroom, Henderson - Be sure to lock up when you're done cleaning.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Here's Adams with the sign now!'