Janitor Gifts

'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Lazy plumber.

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Caution Wet Floor

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'I'm the only one left..'

"Not guilty?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

The ice caps were melting and no one seemed to care. Except the guy who had to clean it up.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.

Working at a hospital

Cleaner dusts the letters of a book.

'The door to my office is always open so please have it fixed.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

'I see you decided against hiring a replacement while I was on vacation.'

'The only difference between you and me, Flanders, is that I read the homework before I ate it.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"How much would it cost to clean up the House of Representatives?"

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'I hate the first day of school.'

In case of broken glass, break glass.

Caution: Wet Floor

Earl's job is to replace the bulb in the light at the end of the tunnel.

Kev's initial excitement as the club's new Sweeper suddenly dwindled.