Why would birdie need newspaper?
Avian Janitor Gifts
If you know someone who's captivated by birds or has a playful sense of humor, the avian janitor theme offers a delightful gift idea. Perfect for nature enthusiasts or creative souls, our range of products celebrates feathered friends with a witty twist. From mugs that make mornings brighter to t-shirts that showcase quirky personality, these items are sure to bring a smile. Embrace the charm of avian adventures and add a whimsical touch to daily life with gifts inspired by nature's clean-up crew.
"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."
'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
Not much money, glory, or praise
Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.
"Not guilty?"
Caution signs.
Whittler's Mother.
'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'
Night-shift entrance
TV and cleaner
Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer
The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.
"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."
Caliologist
Lazy plumber.
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
Clearing the castle's moat.
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'
'Would you please wipe away this difference?'
Cleaner playing pool with brush.
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."
Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
'I hate my life.
"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."
"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."
"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."
Avian Janitor Gifts Collection
Avian Janitor Mugs
Explore our range of avian janitor mugs and bring a fun, creative twist to your coffee or tea routine.
Avian Janitor Pillows
Discover our whimsical avian janitor pillows to add a playful touch to your home décor.
Avian Janitor Prints
Browse our unique avian janitor prints and bring charming bird humor into your living or workspace.
Avian Janitor T-Shirts
Check out our quirky avian janitor t-shirts—great for adding humor and personality to your casual wardrobe.